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I don't know what i'm doing

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”




foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

sorry:

sorry:

GUYS I FOUND A DEAD BODY IN THE OCEAN. I WAS RIDING ROUND ON A BOAT AND THIS BODY WAS JUST FLOATING?????

Oh I really should of said this was on GTA V



lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.